the problem with girls like me sleeping with boys like you

is that you are not going to text me until you realize you “forgot your wallet”


the problem with girls like me sleeping with boys like you

is that you think a good ice-breaker is “what is your major?”


the problem with girls like me sleeping with boys like you

is that you “have a girl from home”….but you’re “open”


the problem with girls like me sleeping with boys like you

is that you will tell me you “don’t have a condom” but will assume I am on the pill


the problem with girls like me sleeping with boys like you

is that you don’t want me “thinking this is more than it is…you know”


the problem with girls like me sleeping with boys like you

is that you “have a lot to do tomorrow morning” so it’s okay if I don’t stay the night


the problem with girls like me sleeping with boys like you

is that foreplay ends and sex begins when “you’re good”


the problem with girls like me sleeping with boys like you

is that you forgot i’ve already “looked familiar before” and “know me from somewhere”


the problem with girls like me sleeping with boys like you

is that i’m not “like other girls,” but you’ll treat me just the same


the problem with girls like me sleeping with boys like you

is that you think i’m just another girl that sleeps with boys like you

because despite the stupid shit you say they always somehow do

i’m sorry but my “uber doesn’t have room for you too”